I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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