Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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