she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I HAVE 5 FELTING NEEDLES AND THEYRE GOING DIRECTLY INTO YOUR EYES IF YOU POST THAT SHIT
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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