Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Randomize