Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
A+ Viking dick
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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