Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
First night in my new apartment and I threw up in front of my neighbors door. Starting off this relationship strong.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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