Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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