i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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