It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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