Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
You were trust falling into bushes
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Randomize
