I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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