Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
