She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Parents weekend was a success.
Yeah, I guess so if you consider being arrested and having your parents bail you out a success...
Bail could have come out of your pocket so yes, I think we were financially responsible this weekend.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
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