i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
17 year olds will be the death of me.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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