i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
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