brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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