The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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