Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
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