I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
Let's get drunk and take out your tonsils tonight
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