Actions speak louder than pants.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I found all these half eaten mandarin orange on the ground and the bruises on my neck are definetely not hickies
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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