whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Dicks are not precious.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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