Grow some girl-balls and come out already
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Weird thing is that's not the first time I've been felt up by a Santa. Happens every year
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
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