Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
hungover + watching bobsledding = i just puked
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
did i just see you in the movie theater carrying a margarita into Frozen?
All the 6 year olds are jealous of my alcohol
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Randomize
