I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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