sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
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