She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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