i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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