so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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