all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
So I vaguely remember making out with you this morning, I think you were on a date?
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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