Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Randomize
