dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
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