Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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