I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Randomize
