You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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