my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Just got road head. In broad daylight. On the interstate. During rush hour. Pushing the envelope one public bj at a time.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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