try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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