Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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