he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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