I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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