Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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