i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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