this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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