I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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