508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
Randomize
