It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
If you start sounding at all like you're even remotely in love, expect a lecture on the merits of being a single woman with a vibrator.
This is why we're friends.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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