Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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