oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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