Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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