I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
she peed on how many people?
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
You can fuck right off with that, "If the earthquake isnt bigger than 5.0, we native Californians dont get out of bed." I am from Chicago. I can handle freak flash floods, polar vortexes and tornados. But my bed violently shaking at 6:30 in the morning is cause for some understandable concern.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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