Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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