question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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