Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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