Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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