I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
kristin has been a bad kristin
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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